Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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