Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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