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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?