What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's the opposite of irony?

What kind of books do boats write?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call hiking college students?