What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's E.T. short for?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?