Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?