What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What is the coolest country?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?