Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?