Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
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