What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Which computer won the talent show?