Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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