Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why are frogs always happy?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What is a cow's dream job?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?