Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Which fly makes films?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do books sleep?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
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