Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?