What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

When should you start writing a book?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did electricity win the race?