What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?