What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is the smallest lion?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?