What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did electricity win the race?

The museum curator needed a break.

What bird is always sad?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?