How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What math figure is also in the band?

Which president loved to take baths?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?