What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

The museum curator needed a break.

When do astronauts eat?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which computer won the talent show?