What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What food is a man's best friend?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
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