Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?