Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What animal floats best?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do surfers go to school?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's the laziest vegetable?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What birds make average students?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?