What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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