What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do fairies always drink?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?