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A weather pattern.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
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