What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What does a dog say before eating?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?