Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What animal floats best?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are all priests fit?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?