What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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