Why is winter considered holy?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?