When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do naked fish play with?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?