Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?