Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?