What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?