Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is the definition of Robin?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?