What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is a mom's favorite game?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What's E.T. short for?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?