What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why was the pirate late for work?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?