What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do bees gossip?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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