What day do hands always go to church?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?