Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?