How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
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