What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Which animal should never work for the government?