Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?