How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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