Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?