Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How do you get straight A's?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?