Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the sick chicken say?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are skunks always so depressed?