What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?