Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why are skunks always so depressed?