What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What food is a man's best friend?