What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What words make the best athletes?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the math book sad?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How does the sun listen to music?