What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?