Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why do math teachers love March?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?