What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?