What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?