My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's the opposite of irony?