What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?