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Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?