What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?