Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?