Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
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