Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the toad die?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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