Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What does Santa order at the bar?