Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which computer won the talent show?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How much money does a skunk have?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?