Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What type of birds stay together forever?