What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.