What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which former US President was always cold?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where would you put an injured insect?