What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do you measure a millennial?