Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?