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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What bee is good for your health?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?