When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do plants hate algebra?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why is summer always sad?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?