What animal makes the best lunches?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?