What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What math figure is also in the band?