How does cardboard get its workout in?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What condiment has wings?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?