When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?