Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?