Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is the emptiest holiday?