What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?