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Why do diners never serve lobster?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why are fish such good architects?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Which state has the best streets?