What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Where do stars go to college?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Two silkworms got in a fight.