Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What animals love to close envelopes?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do cows go on vacation?
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