Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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