Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What animal floats best?
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