Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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