Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why are winter days great?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How can you make 7 even?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Where do they produce Christian films?