What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
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