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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?