What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What was the first animal in space?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why are baseball games at night?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you do for an injured lemon?