Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which big cat loves to drive?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How do fleas travel?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?