Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
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