Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a forklift?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do snowmen get information?
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