Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?