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He has a website.
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
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What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
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