What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?