How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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