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Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?