Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which family member has tusks?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a cat's favorite color?
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