What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?