Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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