When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
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Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
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