Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a pig thief?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How do bears keep cool?

How do you care for a sick bird?