What country has the most fish?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?