When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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