When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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