When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is a mom's favorite game?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
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