When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
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What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
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Where do horses reside?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
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