Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What is a cow's dream job?

What kind of music do planets like?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?