How do amoebas make calls?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are goats so funny?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's the holiest insect?