What day never takes itself seriously?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why don't ants get sick?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?