Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do chips wear socks?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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