What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?