What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call hiking college students?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?