What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
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How does a penguin build its house?
What do elves learn in school?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Surprise!!!!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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