Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

When do mice play every day?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?