What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why was the cat so small?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
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