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Sit in the shade.
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How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What utensil does water use to eat?
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What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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