What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did one firefly say to the other?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?