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Sit in the shade.
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What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What table can you never sit at?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where does breakfast live?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
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What money do cats use to go shopping?
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