What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?