What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
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