Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?