What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why was the broom late for school?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Families are like fudge.