What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call a sad latte?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?