Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?