What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
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Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
When do astronauts eat?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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