What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?