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What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why are frogs always happy?

What fish loves to play in a band?