Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which president loved to take baths?