How do trees get access to the internet?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What happens when grass goes out of town?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?