What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
I broke my finger!
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
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