What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

How do fleas travel?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's the most athletic footwear?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?