How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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