Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did electricity win the race?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the loudest sport?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the baby laptop call her father?