What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?