What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?