How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's the biggest moth in the world?