Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call bears with no ears?

When do astronauts eat?