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What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?