What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?