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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?