What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do cows wear bells?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?