What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a bee's favorite novel?