Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?