How do automobiles fly?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?