What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What day never takes itself seriously?