What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do frogs drink in the winter?