Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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