Where does breakfast live?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Where are average things manufactured?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?