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Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

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What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

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What do you get when two plants kiss?

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How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?