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What sport requires no movement at all?

I'm not a bad putter.

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What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?