What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?