What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?