What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?