Which relative loves rice?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Someone stole all my lamps.